After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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