So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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