Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
she told me i tasted like america
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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