At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
should my penis look like a turkey
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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