the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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