Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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