I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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