thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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