I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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