My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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