I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
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judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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