So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
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Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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