Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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