Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
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Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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