guys are not supposed to queef...right?
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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