yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Green mimosas i think yes
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
