I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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