I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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