508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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