Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Terrible idea I love it
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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