i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
FUCK WHALES
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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