What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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