just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
