I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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