ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
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Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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