Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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