ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
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I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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