We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
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she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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