More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
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We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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