i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
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