that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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