I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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