I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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