I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i think i scared a bird with my dick
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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