Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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