Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
