yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
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just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize