If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
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She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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