What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Randomize
