Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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