Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I AM VODKA MAN
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
