I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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