wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
