Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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