I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
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