Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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