Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
she smelled like a LAN party
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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