We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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