I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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