So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
