I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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