Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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