of course. lets lasso hookers.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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