no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Do you still have your period?
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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