it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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