he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
