Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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